The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
My favorite, they are responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt..
GIT ER DONE1111
Dale was the reason I started watching NASCAR
The pay sucks, but hunting seaon never ends with no limit!
Make it 501…I’m in!
Get er done!
I so agree with u. I’ve been yelling for the politicians to get the hell out and let the military do their job.
DAMN I WANT ONE OF THOSE OR A COUPLE CANNONS DO OK TOO !
Please, please, please do it!
Get me there and give me immunity.