The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Leave them there to kill each other and send the ones that don’t like it here the way it is back.
Amen to that
Dear Santa, bring me one of these……SAVANNA
Time to lock and load brothers
Dont laugh it may work
Much needed
We need get those guns
It’d work, I’d go
None better, because we need no safe spare or DIAPER PINS.
Awesome