The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Walk tall and carry a big gun!!
They will probably shot and kill each other on purpose or accidentally before they get
better not deploy we need them here
Well, that would probably take care of this mess! But we need you guys here…to defend us!
WOW, now that is what I call a gun.
This would work.
Just as long as their hands are not tied by the Obama rules of engagement……… I Would do it in a heart beat along with being able to select my on platform weapon wise.
Hilarious!
Just tell them its open season and there is no limit.
USE THIS BIG BASTURD TO MAKE ANTI-TRUMP$#%&!@*HOLES TO RUN FOR THERE LIVES,,,,,