The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Here you go Bob Blake but you will have to stay behind and leave it to the young ones! LOL.
hillarious
I’LL JOIN
I do like that gun (y)
What is this gun and where can I get one?
long distance rabbit gun
Of course! Rednecks can do anything !! Haven’t you heard that song by Hank Williams Jr.? A Country Boy Can Survive?
Completely false. You win the copy and paste award for failure today. Congrats!
Way cool!
Jason Lowe Will Heacock