The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Stay home boys, don’t let them trick you. Just a ruse to get rid of some of us rednecks who are prepared
Wipe them out come back victorious
Absolutely, positively when you need to shoot the burglar in the house down the street who’s is hiding behind the refrigerator
Hope they sending lots of bud light. I cant hunt without a good buzz.
Kevin Keneipp he looks just like you.
Lmao it does
You’re wrong, ISIS LOVES pickups!!, large and small, they even get surplus plumbing pickups for us/US.
Laugh if you must.
There are more armed Americans than on the DOD payroll. Where they lack in skill they make up for in ammunition, and variety of personal arms.
I say send in a Mom with a gun! She will take care of them!
K