The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
lol takes a redneck to handle that thing
Are ISIS hiding in Alabama or someplace close-by?
I RECEIENTLY WENT AND LOOKED AT A PISTOL BECAUSE OF THE EVIL ALL AROUND US IN OUR COUNTRY SO I ASK IF I COULD BE ALLOWED TO TAKE A FEW SHOTS WITH THE PISTOL AND THE MAN PUT UP A TARGET WITH A BULLS EYE AND MY FIRST SHOT AFTER NOT SHOOTING A WEAPON FOR OVER 20 YEARS I HIT THE BULLS EYE BUT BROKE MY FINGERNAIL BECAUSE THE PISTOL KICKED BACK AT ME !!! I TOOK A FEW MORE SHOTS WIYH IT AND HIT THE TARGET EVERY TIME BUT ONE !!! I BOUGHT IT !!!! BLK LIVES MATTER BUT I DONT KNOW WHO TOO ???? ALL THIS EVIL IS STRAIGHT FROM WHITE HOUSE !!! EVERY COP IS BY OBAMAS ORDERS !!!
Why is this still going around? This article is over 2 years old
Need to step on isis like the roaches they are
Ready for this? Obama’s Military Auction – all F16s to be sold to highest bidder.
Hey, ISIS, are you paying attention here? Iran, want to know what to do with those billions of dollars you are getting for developing a nuclear bomb?
Buy the top of the line F16 fighter plane, direct from the Obama Military Auction house. Yes, believe it! President Obama has ordered all F-16 fighter jets sold at the highest bid regardless of who the buyer is, or their loyalty to the United States. Every last jet must go; each one a wonderful weapon of mass destruction in and of itself.
According to top secret government sources, Obama has decried the need for any more military presence around the world. He wants the military to be another global “meals on wheels” to go off and build ebola hospitals for countries that no longer need them.
Obama feels the US can stand on its own to defend itself against any threat externally or internally. Why use jets when the cause global warming? As one might imagine, high ranking military officials are in shock at this new direction but believe there is nothing they can do to stop Obama and his F -16 yard sale to the world. And Congress has no spine to stop it either.
Source: mrdemocratic.com
Remember, Obama has mandated the planes can even be sold to private citizens who have the sale price, which is in complete disregard of past policies involving the sale of military surplus items. John Travolta will probably have one in his driveway next week. get your bid in early on the next page.
Remember bigger guns are better!
I doubt it. They only like waving guns around unarmed women and children protesting gun violence. They are too much yellow bellied cowards to take on people who shoot back
Now This is For Me.. There were Young Men Like This Fighting with George Washington. One Was a Sniper and A Great One at that. There were Women who rode Into Enemy Territory Taking messages to the Troops . Because they didn’t think about any woman doing this. . So Don’t Rule Out the Rednecks Boy’s In This….
I believe they could since they don’t fear the rebels.