The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
lol
That gun will make the liberals mad. I will be willing to join.
oh i needs me one of these
They are everywhere
Anybody hear banjos?
NOW THERE IS A GUN.
He is going to take the shot from the US to Syira proving the world is flat! LOL!
Where do I sign up??????
That would take care of them.
That’s one hell of a peace maker.