The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
WTF THE BEST WAY IS TO DROP A FUCKIING NUKE ON THEM
THEY WANT A NUKE WELL HERE YOU GO, HAPPY HOLACAUST
Get-r-done
hmm….
Isis is easy to Destroy any and every Muslim on an FBI watch list round them up put them in GITMO don’t wait for an attack if countries do that it would reduce ISIS forces by 70_75 percent.
Our Redneck Army could take out ISIS !!
Period !!
i knew this guy looked familiar, he is in my friends list.
Don’t laugh, I think it would work. These country boys know a lot about trapping. Set a few goats out there wearing thongs, you’ll have those ISIS sickos chasing them, pants around their ankles just waiting to get blown up.
You my man
Lol