The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Did the squirrel have a gun?
Andy Olmstead no, the squirrels are liberals.
I’M OLD BUT SIGN ME UP SOUNDS LIKE FUN
Marc Stone
BEN….THEY COULD TAKE OUT THE SQUIRREL WITH 22 SHORT.
What the hell, I’m too old to give a$#%&!@*and I can handle a rifle. I’ve spent some time in the woods waiting for a shot. I’d go. Who knows, maybe my fat$#%&!@*can tag out early. What’s the limit on Muslims anyway?
Where are the wheels on this carbine?
Man, I can’t imagine the recoil on that puppy! Lol
Red necks will get the job done and make America safe .
Hahaha