The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Now that’s a serious firearm
“pardna”! Fire today; hit tomorrow.
They would have to pack enough clothes for about 3 days.
Andy, why the negativity?
You just tell them that ISIS was SOLELY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhart. Then sit back and watch the fun.
That is a big gun…geez.
Is that Robby Ainsworth with his deer rifle
During the Vietnam War, Hells Angels President Sonny Barger sent a letter to President Richard Nixon, offering his Hells Angels “gorillas” to be sent to Vietnam to win the war for the US. True story. Nixon declined the offer.
Luv…….
Yee haa bygod woopie USA USA USA USA kill em all.
Sergeant York, and Aufir Murphy were part of the regular army. Not a mob running around with deer rifles, talking tough and drinking beer. Fighting spirit does not win wars. Japan found that out in WWII.