The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Just give out the tags and get outta the way
Hay us northern rednecks want to play also..
Actually Islam does NOT have first Amendments guarantees. Islam is a theocracy where the leader, the Ayatollah Khomeini, is the Head of Iran govt. and all of Islam. The US Constitution does not recognize a theocracy nor allows a foreign power like Iran have authority like sharia over our LAWS. Islam is not a religion but the government of Iran.
If this was true. Then ISIS in america are idiots. For most rednecks be they from the south, morth, east or west. Will take arms and defend family, friends and country.
Yes I love it.
Where’d ya get the nice squirrel gun?
Look out ISIS
That’s a$#%&!@*photo shop job though fellers
love to join them to shoot some ISIS
Andy, a lot of people around here still do this. Appalachian and surrounding areas. Good ol’ West Virginia, VA, Tennessee and North Carolina.