The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Pentagon should do a recount… It’s NOT 500… . It’s over 900,000!!!… And that’s just this side of the Appalachains…
LOL…Hey…Whatever works!!!
That’s Exactly How I Said They Should Have Went After Bin Laden. A Bunch Of Good Ol Boys And A Handful Of Hounds Would Have Made Quick Work Of Digging That BASTARD UP!
I’m growing a mullet and ready to lock and load
And have lots of wepons and can shoot the wings of a fly at 100 yards
Shoot man , no bag limit , plenty of beer , ham sandwiches and satellite tv .
And tell em the muslims hate beer , dogs , ham , women n children.
We have done a damn sight worse, he’ll yea, cost effective. Maybe they can find the makings for shine, and bait them in with porno, mission accomplished.
I’m as conservative as they get, but i also know a group of untrained, undisciplined guys will guns are a disaster looking to happen. This isn’t the Revolution, or WWI WWII when people still shot their own meat or they didn’t eat. Don’t say you do because you’ll be lying.
I’ll be 66 in January, do you think I’m too old.
Hey Cooter, you and Jimmy Don get that Ole ford warmed up and ya’ll go over yonder and
pick up my hound dogs from Ray Don.