The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.

Why take so long?
Thats great
It would be like a free vacation!
Oh for gosh sakes !!!
Lol
Lmao. Get ur done!!
Well I personally know a lot of these redneck hillbillys. And most of them are very good shots they would do well against the spray and pray mob
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keep up the good work.