The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Andy Olmstead, you do realize that a lot of the so called “fat hillbillies” are veterans… are you a veteran? Probably not. Us old, fat, hillbilly rednecks can choose which button we want to shoot your$#%&!@*in at 500 yards.
Could do the job well! American men!
Ahhh send um over!!! Little southern boys may do good over there!! Kill ISIS!!!
Jessy Dean Miceli
Funny
Get er done!!!!
Let’s get them guy’s!
Derek Dugas, what we were talking about……
YES REDNECKS ARE MEAN AS HELL.
LOVE THE POSSIBILITIES!!!