The Pentagon announced this week the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
The back-wooders will be dropped off in Iraq and will be given only the following facts about ISIS:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don’t like beer, bacon, BBQ, pickups, nude women, country music…or Jesus.
AND………
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in IRAQ to be over by next Friday.
Yes
We can sneak up on a white tail deer and kill it with a stick a goat humper won’t be any problem!!!!
Good luck
To whom this message was sent my family is to die for I have no problem with defending my family and I’m from a large family our tree reaches shore to shore north to south chilling knowing this life of my family depends on all my family and we have different kinds of trees in my family forest counting on my kinfolk up yonder and down over yonder n out there n up the coasts. American people up
Now you’re cooking with gas.
Right on
We are coming for them all. I don’t want not one Single one in this country of ours.
And I don’t care how long they have been here.
these fat hillbillies will kick your liberal A–
never underestimate redneck ingenuity.
F**e NEWS?
Or Silly NEWS!