Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
Keep them out of our country. We have too much human garbage now.
Coming from a Muslim cleric, yeah that sounds about right. Go figure….
NOW THAT IS FUNNY , WHERE IN THE HELL DO THESE PEOPLE COME UP WITH THIS STUFF
No one taught him the birds and bees.
From the looks from his turban his head must be pregnant.
Generations of in-breeding has caused these idiots to exist.
what happens if they screw goats
What an IDIOT!
You need to quit drinking that camel p**s. It has messed your mind up!!!
Another smart inbred.