Mücahid Cihad Han, a Muslim cleric and televangelist in Turkey, gave social media a laugh for the day after telling a caller complaining of chronic, uncontrollable masterbation that not only does Islam prohibit the act, but “those who have sexual intercourse with their hands will find their hands pregnant in the afterlife, complaining against them to God over its rights.”
The self-styled televangelist advised the viewer to “resist Satan’s temptations”.
The issue is controversial in Islam as there are varying opinions on how permissible masturbation can be. The Koran has no clear reference to the act and many hadiths (teachings of Mohammed outside of the Koran) are of questionable authenticity.
Few Islamic scholars consider it “haram” (forbidden), with most considering it “makruh” (disliked or offensive). Some even say it is permissible in certain circumstances, such as avoiding temptation to commit adultery.
Han was widely mocked on social media after making the statement. One Twitter user asked: “Are there any hand gynaecologists in the afterlife? Is abortion allowed there?”
Another added: “So you think being pregnant is a God-given punishment?”
And you know this how? men who f sheep well be sheep in hell your heaven there are no virgins for sick people like you
Wow! These people are like 2,000 years behind the times.
Good for SNL skits-right here! Imagine the visual possibilities?
i find in this life people with parrot features ,say like a parrots nose are bully types. i find people with p.falcon features like the nose are plotters,planners and schemers. i find ginger haired people are suffering jealousy and blondes are gossiping bitches. bald people act like captain courageous the super hero. i find people with the colour yellow act like the nephilim
Islam was banned from the USA in 1952, Public law 414 Chapter 2 Section 212 prohibition of entry to the Us if the alien belongs to an organization seeking to over throw the goverment of the
United States by “force”, violence, or other unconstitutional means by definition this rules out Islamic immigration. Immigration to the United States would be prohibited under this law because the Koran, Sharia Law and the Hadith all require complete submission to the Islam which is antithetical to the US goverment, the Consitution and the republic. Wether it is a religion is emmateral because the law states that aliens who are affiliated with “any organization “that advocates the over throw of our government are prohibited”.
Now that really shows these people’s’ lack of intelligence!!!
Omg I laughed so hard I peed my pants.
OMG where in the hell do they come up with such BS
Uneducated
They can all eat a Kirk sandwich and go to the MOHUMPIT GOAT F-ING ALAH AKBAAAA PARTY