Good news America! Michelle Obama has publicly announced that she will not be returning to the White House, and she has no desire to run for president. Your pantries are safe and so are your white children. The First Lady revealed this information during her keynote speech at South by Southwest in Austin, TX, on Tuesday. And while she will no longer be first lady after this year, she says that she still plans on working with young people all over the world.
Her obsession with education has been an avalanche of sorts, first she dabbled in the health sector of public schools, to disastrous and expensive results, then she started granting scholarships to to young women for no other reason than the fact that they’re African-American. While there’s nothing wrong with a little humanitarianism, it isn’t humanitarianism if there’s an agenda connected to it.
You can read her reasons for not wanting to be president on the next page.
What? Let me tell you something if it rained honey from a cloud of cotton candy and rolled down a mountain made of sugar then dripped into a lake made of peach nectar that is how sweet this woman looks. Yummy
Excuse me while i go to the latrine and puke…..
THROW HER A BANANA…SHE WILL SHUT UP…OR SHOULD i SAY HE…
GOD save us from morons like her.
Lmao. Shes a big joke
I support Michelle….She should run FROM the White House!
Get the$#%&!@*out of the white house America does not want you or your husband you both need to get out of America now before you are forced out bye true Americans that are fed up with your racist$#%&!@*and your Muslims ways you are done
The American people are hoping she’s packing her bags to get out of the White House
Eddie willy Wonka, I challenge you to provide a pic of Michelle / Michael pregnant. You cant, because males can’t get pregnant! If the Adams apple, broad shoulders, size 14 feet and bulging biceps don’t convince you I’d suggest you get some glasses, or take a class on anatomy!
What a joke