Hillary Clinton has a new idea up her sleeve for playing God.
Remember how Teddy Roosevelt famously reckoned the role of U.S president to a bully pulpit? Well, seems Hillary is bound to try and create her own faux bully pulpit anyway she can. Hell fire be damned.
Hillary is trying to rebrand her images. Even giant corporations such as Bing featured articles on their homepages several months ago implying she murdered Peter Smith. She reportedly feels an urgent need to come across as more trustworthy, moral, authentic, and possessing a human element following her brutal defeat in Nov.
Hillary’s longtime pastor, Rev. Bill Shillady, dropped a bombshell on the Swamp Goddess’s submerged spiritual side this week. First of all, can we just point out her pastor’s name perfectly reflects Shillary herself, Shillady.
Now for what he had to say,
She asked him not to write about it, though: “It will make me seem much too pious.”
O Hillary you shy girl. What is it? And why is Hillary finally at the point where she is going to go all out and pursue her hidden dream? All on the next page and you don’t want to miss it!
Where? The Church of Satan?
Old sick witch
I think she’s forgetting one very important thing. The conservatives are predominantly religious people, the people who voted for President Trump, the people she arrogantly labeled as DEPLORABLES. If she would tell a Marine whose job was as a dog handler to “Keep that f—— dog away from me” and tell Secret Service guards to not look at her or talk to her, how would she be able to be a pastor, part of whose job is to counsel parishioners a/k/a Deplorables. This woman is crazy as a peach orchard pig and is looking for a way to rake in more money, keep herself in the public eye, and attempt to keep her sorry a$$ out of prison. She needs to understand that she does not have and never will have Old Slick’s charisma. She is not only a totally immoral person, she is also completely unlikable. My question is: Who’s her dealer since she is obviously doing drugs, and I don’t mean the pharmaceutical kind?
Ummmm QUESTION! how in the$#%&!@*are you going to be a preacher when you already think you’re god anyway? Are you fucking kidding me? What’s next? Trump the patron saint of shitty hair cuts? Or maybe pope Sanders? Oh I got it! Bill the patron saint of rapists (a title to be shared with Bill Cosby) while we’re at it let’s just put Bernie’s wife in charge of all real estate deals and give Chelsea a horse farm and maybe put the Muslims in charge of the Vatican too… WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS??? there’s a fuckin glitch in the matrix n I wanna get off the ride now and vomit into Mickey mouses helmet. Can I go home now? I have a tummy ache from all the b******t we have to swallow from these self absorbed cunts everyday
Lmao
Where she going to be preaching at Church of Satan
As a preacher, your church can no longer be taxed. Slick move….
Who dies she think she is fooling? Using God for personal gain is not a good idea. She will do anything. God help her. Lock her up
Anti christ bitch
when hell freezes over