Hillary Clinton has a new idea up her sleeve for playing God.
Remember how Teddy Roosevelt famously reckoned the role of U.S president to a bully pulpit? Well, seems Hillary is bound to try and create her own faux bully pulpit anyway she can. Hell fire be damned.
Hillary is trying to rebrand her images. Even giant corporations such as Bing featured articles on their homepages several months ago implying she murdered Peter Smith. She reportedly feels an urgent need to come across as more trustworthy, moral, authentic, and possessing a human element following her brutal defeat in Nov.
Hillary’s longtime pastor, Rev. Bill Shillady, dropped a bombshell on the Swamp Goddess’s submerged spiritual side this week. First of all, can we just point out her pastor’s name perfectly reflects Shillary herself, Shillady.
Now for what he had to say,
She asked him not to write about it, though: “It will make me seem much too pious.”
O Hillary you shy girl. What is it? And why is Hillary finally at the point where she is going to go all out and pursue her hidden dream? All on the next page and you don’t want to miss it!
The first female pope ?????
The Devil in the Blue pantsuit
When that old$#%&!@*dies, I bet the devil himself doesn’t want that scumbag in hell
Absolutely disgusting
Prays for the money to follow her for “God’s work.”
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the other inmates might need a priest while she is behind bars
That’s a scary thought!
How can she say she wants to be a preacher, then say the way to win elections is to lie to the public, it didn’t work last election and she lied every time she opened her mouth
Good. She can pray for forgiveness before we hang her for murder.