Imagine the global nightmare of a volcanic eruption 1,000 times greater than Mt. Helens turning the North American continent into an endless winter. Yes, eternal cold and snow are what global warming is all about…just ask the “Experts.” The ginormous volcano eruption would cover a thousand square miles around Yellowstone National Park with a foot-deep layer of molten ash. A haze would drop over the United States, causing temperatures to plummet.
Those cheerful experts from the local university or the U.S. Geological Survey, who always remain anonymous, are again attempting to justify their continued existence in the media by issuing their tired tirade of Eternal Nuclear Winter via the eruption of the supervolcano lurking under Yellowstone National Park.
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Wtf? Really..
Right!
Donald Trump will build a huge wall around it and if you don’t follow him (or if you’re an immigrant, Muslim or whatever else he’s good at riling up) you will be cast beyond the wall. It will be huuuuggggeeee
Do You Believe In Unicorns
Not when the BLM slaughters thousands of buffalo because of mineral rights the dead can not return
This they say. Though Jesus Returned.. Guess he’s the first Zombie.
Keyphage Sutherland
Science, like hydration, is a myth. There is no basis for science, you know why street lights all work? Magic. nora here is really on to something, now your thinking
Wow this is the most interesting set of comments I’ve ever read……makes me feel normal lol
Indeed