Imagine the global nightmare of a volcanic eruption 1,000 times greater than Mt. Helens turning the North American continent into an endless winter. Yes, eternal cold and snow are what global warming is all about…just ask the “Experts.” The ginormous volcano eruption would cover a thousand square miles around Yellowstone National Park with a foot-deep layer of molten ash. A haze would drop over the United States, causing temperatures to plummet.
Those cheerful experts from the local university or the U.S. Geological Survey, who always remain anonymous, are again attempting to justify their continued existence in the media by issuing their tired tirade of Eternal Nuclear Winter via the eruption of the supervolcano lurking under Yellowstone National Park.
Read more about Doomsday on the next page.
Good.
Eric Basica
“Let’s just do what we always do, hijack a nuclear weapon and hold the world hostage.” -Dr. Evil
They’ve been saying it for many years… Tell ya what if it’ll kill everyone then what’s the point of being a bunch of freaking scared pansies? Live your life and stop worrying about it.
Been saying this for years
Man so many have promised to leave if trump gets voted in….. I hope they follow through with there promise. Many will be gone, not much will be lost!
Can’t wait.
Trump is going lose big time republicans simply don’t have the numbers anymore. Hillary will be ur next president get used to it.
LOOOON liberals
When the ground starts to rise up like Jiffy pop, get ready, it’s gonna blow.