Imagine the global nightmare of a volcanic eruption 1,000 times greater than Mt. Helens turning the North American continent into an endless winter. Yes, eternal cold and snow are what global warming is all about…just ask the “Experts.” The ginormous volcano eruption would cover a thousand square miles around Yellowstone National Park with a foot-deep layer of molten ash. A haze would drop over the United States, causing temperatures to plummet.
Those cheerful experts from the local university or the U.S. Geological Survey, who always remain anonymous, are again attempting to justify their continued existence in the media by issuing their tired tirade of Eternal Nuclear Winter via the eruption of the supervolcano lurking under Yellowstone National Park.
Read more about Doomsday on the next page.
We were up there last week and the man made asphalt was extremely uneven (which is a tall tale sign of uneven heat and pressure) they have risen almost a half a inch in just under a year. We reported it to the higher ups and they will be shutting down some attractions for further testing. The seismic activity also is beginning to head high on the charts as well. Prediction wise I give this volcano another 15 years max.
Everyone is so smart
Peace Douche canoe
Starting with you
We were up there last week and the man made asphalt was extremely uneven (which is a tall tale sign of uneven heat and pressure) they have risen almost a half a inch in just under a year. We reported it to the higher ups and they will be shutting down some attractions for further testing. The seismic activity also is beginning to head high on the charts as well. Prediction wise I give this volcano another 15 years max.
I don’t know where Yellowstone got its’ name from.
We all gonna die someday . Dont be scared its only death the end if your life.At least your spirit will be free
Maybe they should call it$#%&!@*with all the people it will kill.
Prepare for the end of days.
I don’t trust a report from anyone who can’t even use the correct name of the most active volcano in the U.S. It’s Mt. “SAINT” Helens. Our expert missed half the name!