Imagine the global nightmare of a volcanic eruption 1,000 times greater than Mt. Helens turning the North American continent into an endless winter. Yes, eternal cold and snow are what global warming is all about…just ask the “Experts.” The ginormous volcano eruption would cover a thousand square miles around Yellowstone National Park with a foot-deep layer of molten ash. A haze would drop over the United States, causing temperatures to plummet.
Those cheerful experts from the local university or the U.S. Geological Survey, who always remain anonymous, are again attempting to justify their continued existence in the media by issuing their tired tirade of Eternal Nuclear Winter via the eruption of the supervolcano lurking under Yellowstone National Park.
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Safe zone is right where the mo and I’LL line from Yellowstone national park explosion
Government started moving equipment 12 months ago
The best thing to do is stock up on food, beer, and a sturdy push broom to get the ash off your roof. That’s pretty much it. Just sit in your backyard and wait for the Apocalypse!
Is is will take credit.
Bring it
90,000 in the first hour. Several tens of thousands more after ash and contamination of the breadbasket farms.
90,000? Hahahahahaha you idiots, if Yellowstone blows, 90k might survive, the rest? Toasted.
They say salt lake city would be taken out with the initial blast then the rest of us would be enjoying nuclear winter.
Way overdue, it would destroy the farmland of the U.S., kill more than 90,000, many more will die from starvation and the anarchy that would follow.
Bye