Imagine the global nightmare of a volcanic eruption 1,000 times greater than Mt. Helens turning the North American continent into an endless winter. Yes, eternal cold and snow are what global warming is all about…just ask the “Experts.” The ginormous volcano eruption would cover a thousand square miles around Yellowstone National Park with a foot-deep layer of molten ash. A haze would drop over the United States, causing temperatures to plummet.
Those cheerful experts from the local university or the U.S. Geological Survey, who always remain anonymous, are again attempting to justify their continued existence in the media by issuing their tired tirade of Eternal Nuclear Winter via the eruption of the supervolcano lurking under Yellowstone National Park.
Read more about Doomsday on the next page.
Thanks for the laugh!
What does this have to do with global warming? That’s not what causes a volcano to erupt.
I don’t know Steve, apparently the dead can keep asking questions
#BanVolcanoes
Hey look more fear mongering.
Bring it
So, Kohls is closing 18 of its lowest earning stores. And to you that means America is doomed and it’s Obama’s fault. I get it. Your freakin nuts
Or is this trumps plan to make America great again?
Or trump could cover it with his big mouth
What an idiot