Um, I guess the good news in all of this for some reckless men is that liberal Texas feminist has never heard of condoms. For the rest of the sane world, the allegations that women aren’t that smart might be true if our entire gender is judged by the words coming out of feminist mouths. They just can’t swallow back their stupidity. Not like that comes as any surprise though.
Okay. This one’s a doozy. Sit down. Take it easy. Whatever you got in your hand, put it down unless you’re reading this on mobile. Then definitely keep one hand busy and keep reading. It will be worth it. And that is the one thing I never joke about.
Masturbating. Men. It’s why abortion happens. I pray to God those 3 sentences don’t make sense to anyone reading. But, nonetheless, yeah, apparently that’s relevant to the topic of Abortion. Or is it?
Liberal feminist has been campaigning to make it illegal for men to masturbate or ejaculate anywhere except in a women’s vagina. Which also seems to imply a get out of jail free card for another ever so tightly guarded destination neighboring that prior mentioned feminine oasis.
Or is somebody just not feeling very body positive? Which is sad. Very sad! Really, ladies. Jealous much. Of a hand? Last I checked women aspired to have the toned but busty curves of a classic Hollywood star meets Playboy Bunny covered in a dash of wholesome goodness? But for Liberal feminist, the closest competition is a hairy male hand. Goodness. In a completely different sort of way.
Again this isn’t a joke, a Dem Texas Rep introduced a bill requiring men to be sodomized, fined for masturbating and a whole other giant load of pettiness guaranteed to end up erupting right back in their faces. It’s all on the next page. Read it. You can’t make this level of liberal stupidity up! And if a bill like this ever found it’s way in a predominantly female house you better be sure it’d pass… this is a very real possibility we’re talking about.
Okay, so I overthought this one slightly. Wrote it then wasn’t sure if the word-flow on 1st page was a bit stifled. So, I wrote something else then couldn’t make up my mind as to which one was better.
Your call as to which one fits best, of course 🙂
As a woman, the debate on abortion personally affects me as the stupid things coming out of liberal feminist mouths lends support to the old stereotype of women being petty, dumb and only good for one thing, ironically.
Okay. This one’s a doozy. Sit down. Take it easy. Whatever you got in your hand, put it down unless you’re reading this on mobile. Then definitely keep one hand busy and keep reading. It will be worth it. And that is the one thing I never joke about.
What I’m basically saying is move on over to the next page to read about the latest treat liberal Texas feminist got cooking up behind the backdoor as payback for men not embracing the fat-positive movement or killing babies.
I’ll give you a warning men. It involves forced sodomy. Why? O there is no reason. But, if you ever wanted proof hell holds no fury like a vindictive liberal feminist scorned, it’s right on the next page.
Also bty, nobody should actually be using Viagra! Used to do a lot of work and still do a bit in the Natural Male Enhancement product industry. Which sounds bad but actually a great humanitarian service as ED is real and men need herbs not drugs. Talk about counter-intuitive measures… did you know Viagra causes some men to be temporarily blinded while experiencing medically induced erections?! And so many other things like heart failure.. Really should be banned, just not for the ridiculous reasons Rep Farrer gives lol
What’s the alternative for some?? Lol
Are you serious? This is the kind of morons who are running the government?
Better than being w u
Sounds like she never gets laid
One look at her and Amanda wouldn’t want to do that
Some threaten to cut off their penis if Trump doesn’t do to please so there problem solved lol
If not cursing Liberal Politicians are not into sex talk. Maybe you should be 21 to vote for a Democrat.
I…um…..yeah, there are no words…