Mark Dice has once again proven how unintelligent liberal Americans are, which is sad seeing how the questions he asks during his surveys become crazier each time. This time around, he’s asking people to sign a petition asking to get Sasquatch on the endangered species list. His reasoning for this survey is to keep people from going to parts of Northern California, where the Sasquatch has allegedly been sighted and shooting him.
Some Californians show up, by actually thinking about the question this time, before signing the petition. Others, however, are so concerned with the liberal agenda of protecting animals that they blindly sign the petition. One individual even spots the camera. Perhaps Mark Dice is going to have to change his appearance a little the next time around.
While this is certainly a different turn compared his previous surveys that involve ridiculous things like practicing Sharia Law and Holocaust Reenactment, he’s consistently shown two possibilities. One, Americans (perhaps just Californians) don’t think about surveys before they sign them or they don’t think at all. They’re so caught up in their own agendas, which often match those of their favorite politicians, they don’t think for themselves.
See the video on the next page.
This is a great picture of Mayor DeBlasio, where was it taken?
CALIFORNIA: The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A coyote jumps out, bites the Governor and attacks his dog.
1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie “Bambi” and then realizes he should stop; the coyote is only doing what is natural.
2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating it.
3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and bills the State $200 for testing it for diseases.
4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.
5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is free of dangerous animals.
6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds to implement a “coyote awareness” program for residents of the area.
7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the world.
8. The Governor’s security agent is fired for not stopping the attack somehow and for letting the Governor attempt to intervene.
9. Additional cost to State of California: $75,000 to hire and train a new security agent with additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.
10. PETA protests the coyote’s relocation and files suit against the State.
TEXAS: The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature trail. A Coyote jumps out, bites the Governor’s leather boot, and attacks his dog.
1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow
point cartridge.
2. The buzzards eat the dead coyote.
And that, boys and girls, is why California is broke………..And, more importantly, why too much government doesn’t work.
They did the same thing in Jersey. A Turnpike project was cancelled because someone thought they may have seen a bog turtle 30 years ago.
Only in California!
Well I suggest they prove it exists first.. That would be a good start.. F*cking idiots..
Don’t they mean engendered ?
Oh boy, did Trump make an executive order to extradite bigfoot to Canada for illegally jumping border and the libtards are panicking
WHEN YOU PRODUCE A BIGFOOT TO PROVE THAT ONE EXISTS THEN IT CAN BE PUT ON THE ENDANGERED LIST. DUMB ASS
Only in California
Dang , Brandon Beck you took the words from my lips!